The Outlander Marathon Drinking Game

Hello folks, its been a while since I’ve been able to talk Outlander here on the blog, because the season is over, and I’ve been busy this summer. Now, all of you have probably gotten the second half of the dvd and blu ray of the series so now you can watch the whole thing in one binge if you haven’t already. This drinking game is best done in stages, as if you watch all 16 hours, you will probably be under the house at that point. Of course, by episode 16 you’ll probably be lit up like a Christmas tree, and you’ll need it to watch that episode.

So here’s the rules

1. Get a bottle or two of your favorite beverage. I like a good light pilsner beer, or a fine tequila. But this also works with Glen Morangie 12. I’m not encouraging drinking here, so all you non alcoholics go ahead and sip your favorite too. (And also, this is more of a fun joke than anything else so don’t come suing me because you had to go to the hospital at some point.)

2. Make sure you have at least two days to watch the series, unless you are a champ and want to do it all in one day. I haven’t tried. Eight hours is all I can get through. I know, I’m a lightweight.

3. When I say Drink, it is okay just to take a sip. You don’t need to down a whole shot. Unless you want, that is.
So here’s a list of when to drink.

When you hear or see the word Sassenach.

When Claire and Frank have sex.

When Jamie and Claire have sex, salute the screen, then drink.

When Dougal gets stone faced.

When Black Jack Randall sneers.

When Colum gets angry.

When Claire fixes anyone’s wounds.

Drink twice when she patches up Jamie in any way.

When he looks at her in that Ovary Exploding stare.

Whenever Jamie and Claire kiss.

Whenever we see Jamie’s knee porn.

When you see a castle.

When someone hits a redcoat drink twice.

When Jamie says Lallybroch, Broch Turach, or Laird.

Whenever Rupert and Angus drink, fight over a lady, or get into any hijinx.

Basically, just drink whenever they’re on screen.

When a character dies. This includes all side characters.

When we see Claire’s O Face.

When someone points a gun in Jamie’s face. Just take a sip because this happens like every episode I think.

Every time you see the Lush Scottish landscape.

So there you have it. If there are any others you would like to add, let me know in the comments. This should help you a little through the marathon binge watch of season one, and get you more excited for season two. Besides, you might see a few things you missed on the first hundred viewings, if you’re Outlander obsessed as I am, that is.

Have fun everyone. I’ll have another update as soon as the mood strikes. Until then, try to make it through #withoutlander as best you can. See you on the other side with more recaps.